For all of us who grew up with "A Christmas Story." (Or: How to blackmail your child, Part Two.)

Please see Picture #4 below: it's Uncle Jeff and his FIANCEE, Erin! Congrats, Jeff!

Sometimes Mommy's only good for one thing.

Sofi's pretty Christmas dress! It really accentuates the gang signs she's throwing with G'ma Connie.

Presents, schmesents. Nothing beats a stick.

Grandma Connie discovers that Santa has teeth.

Helping in the kitchen...

Sofi's coaster trick.

Christmas fun!

Sofi lets Dylan know how she feels about him helping with her presents.

I'm gonna knock you out. Mama said knock you out!

Kisses for Mom and self-portrait ornaments. Heaven.

Beans, Harry Potter schwag, baby tosses, impressive blubber, and Uncle Jeff. Who could ask for more?

Chillin in Greenville with the Durhams

Traveling pictures from the holiday blitz: Pueblo to Denver to Raliegh to Greenville and back again

So young, and already a cheese conoisseur.

We had a Star Wars theme for Halloween this year. Below, Sofi demonstrates her camouflaged wookie skills.